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Its Here! The Story of Mortal Gaykombat!!!!!!!

Chapter 1: New Fighter?

Liu Kang:Hey, Kung Lao, You suck at fighting man

Kung Lao: What did you say!!!!

Liu Kang: Peeshaw! You know you suck at fighting ( Fireballs A Takarta)

Kung Lao : Ahhhhh you n****r!!!!! You're gonna pay! (gets hit on a head by a stone)(knocked out)

Liu Kang : Pfff.... Newbies.

So Liu Kang rushed to the Wu Shi Academy to get his certificate of homos.But then! while taking the certificate, Kintaro busts through the wall,punches raiden in the face,steals the certificate and runs away.Liu Kang Bursts With anger and bicycle kicks Kintaro's Back, only to hurt himself. Seems like Kintaro Got away.

Raiden : Ah Crap, What the hell just happened.....(rubs his head)

Liu Kang: Shut Up!

Raiden : Okay....

Weird Monk(1) : But Liu Kang ,You've got to stop him! Thats our only certificate!!

Liu Kang : Then Go Print another one with a printer!

Weird Monk(2) : What's A printer?

Liu Kang : Urghh!!!

Liu Kang Walk out of the Achievement Hall and into the training room. Then he vents his anger on the punching bag.The Next Day, Sub- Zero walks in the training room to train, only to find stuffing on fire everywhere!

Sub - Zero : Holy Crud!!! Gotta put out the fire! (Ice Beams the area) Nooooo! Its tooo powerful ! no fire could do that! Unless, its from Liu Kang! (squints into the room) AHHHHHHHHH! Liu Kang ! (slides Through The fire, putting it out) Urgh Are You alright?

Liu Kang : What the heck? what happened?

Sub-Zero : You burst this place into flames ! now , we've gotta find a plan to get out!

Liu Kang : Crap! I cant put out the fire with my own fire!

Sub- Zero : I KNOW!!!!! dials his Nokia 8gb handphone "91887188" Hello? water god? help us ,we're in the training room in Wu Shi Academy, help us put out he flame!

Water God : Got It, i'll Be right There .

Sub - Zero : Kay, we'll be safe in no time Liu Kang, right? (Waits) Liu Kang, Have you ever seen a ghost?....Liu Kang, Liu Kang,(looks at him) LIU KANG!!!!!!!!(liu kang turns pale and starts frothing)
omg!!!! Ahhh!!!!!!!

After 3 minutes...

Water God : Yahhh!!!!! ( spish, splash,splish, splash)

Sub - Zero: Nice Work there!

Water God: Thanks.

Mysterious Voice:(whispering tone) Yooooouuu......~~ Willlll........~~ Die.........~~

Speaker: *Everybody ,report to the Main Hall now* (farts)*oops, LOL, is this thing off? oh crap *

Everybody Reports to The Hall

Raiden : Attention Good people, the evil people is planning an attack on Wu - Shi Academy this Evening .We have to get out before sundown! Or our body will be used as weights for Shao Kahn, or doggy toys for reptile's!

Sonya:Why today then we retreat, everytime they attack , we beat them!

Raiden : This is a different matter, tis time, they got a Werewolf Rapist!!!

Crowd: oh no(more mumbling)(yet more mumbling)

Booooom!!!!!

Reptile Approaches in, ( refer to last bbs post)

Reptile : ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR RRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( turns invisible and starts killing people )

Moloch: Rooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr!!!(h urts Reptiles ears,turning it visible)

Blaze slams two hand together and cause a Massive Fire Shockwave!

Hornbuckle runs through, blocking Reptile from the hit.

Johnny Cage : Oh my god, Kitana's hot, i can't beleive shes a fighter , Oh i wish i could ( gets brutally murdered by Reptile)

Sky turns Red And Black Harpoons start coming out of them ,

Shao Kahn: Werewolf Rapists Attack!!!!!

black harpoons stabs werewolf rapists heart.

Shao Kahn: ****...

A small kid lowers from the sky.

Shang Tsung Runs towards the boy, charging his drain life attack.

Small Kid: ...

Shang Tsung gets torn apart vertically,then gets his guts stuffed into his ass, then eyeballs squished and put into his heart,rolls into a ball, then squished, and thrown into Shao Kahn's face.

Shao Kahn: Crap..... RETREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hornbuckle: I will come back!

then gets shredded to pieces

End of pt .1

Mortal GayKombat Pt.1 : New Fighter?


Recent Game Medals

Vanquisher of evil 25 Points Defeat the evil being beyond the locked ceiling! Medal Stats.
Junior Artist 5 Points Finished your first drawing. Medal Stats.
SECRET MEDAL 5 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
Randomizer 5 Points Started a game with a random user. Medal Stats.


Total Medals Earned: 4 (From 2 different games.)